Rare Encounter

Animal bitches, cracking that whip, and eating at Six Flags.

With special guest Boo-Bury of Behind the Sch3m3s!

Executive producer: Sir Jimmy of the Hollow Books

Show Notes

Law Firm Sues Kellogg for not Enough Strawberries in Pop-Tarts

Firm apparently is a class-action troll, but still, we need more strawberries in our unhealthy breakfast pastries!

• Case asks for $5 million in relief
  • Why not ask for more strawberries in the pop-tarts instead?
• "Ashley Profitt, a housekeeper in Boone, N.C., said the lawsuits’ charges appeared to confirm her long-held suspicions. “They’re very minuscule with the amount of strawberry they put in there,” said Ms. Profitt, 24."

Are There Enough Strawberries in a Kellogg’s Strawberry Pop-Tart? A Court Might Decide

Ringling’s Animal-Free Comeback Sends a Powerful Industry Message: Cruelty Has No Place in Circuses

No nonconsenting animals! Enjoy your ersatz Cirque!

Let's feed these people to the animals they love so much.

Female African Elephants Are Evolving Without Tusks Due to Ivory Poaching

Guptill89 Presents: Top Ten Hottest Female Sonic Character's

FEMALES.

Princess Sally? More like stripper princess!

Meet the Guy Who Spends Just $150 a Year to Eat All His Meals at Six Flags

Six Flags? More like Six Gags diet!

• Guy named Dylan with year-pass to Six Flags eats there for free every day
  • Hamburgers & pizza, Thanksgiving hot dog
  • "Thankfully" he started getting vegan options, possibly saving his life

Ohio Really Messed This One Up

It's flying backwards.

More fun with GANs

This Guitar Pedal Does Not Exist

This Word Does Not Exist

smolley

a very dense powdery substance made by the melting of two or more ice crystals, taken to dissolve crystals of lava and so vaporizing them

oblivatory

denoting a passage from verse to music, between words and arrangements that typically precede the whole verse

manflesh

make (a person) fat

Extraordinarily rare coin made in Colonial New England could fetch $300,000

Great value for one shilling.

Reno Criminalized Possessing Whips Without a Permit

No archeologists, dominatrices, or DEVO allowed.